Posted by irresponsibility
After serving up Angelina on a spite-platter for daring to spend time with her children and not being ‘nice’ enough to Brad, Grazia helpfully illustrates what women should aspire to: Cheryl Cole-ness.
Here’s their four-point guide to appropriate feminine behaviour.
A) Stand by your (philandering idiot) man
“Throw in her back story of dealing with allegations of footballer husband Ashley Cole’s infidelity – when all around her were urging her to walk out – and a new sweetheart for the nation has been born.”
B) Engage in pointless, fashion-based masochism
“Cheryl says, ‘I used to struggle in heels – sometimes, on video shoots, I’d be in tears it was so painful, but I’ve become more accustomed to them.’”
C) Be thin
“Cheryl [is] petite as a fairy (remember Pippa dolls anyone?)”
“Every time she brushes another tear from those killer lashes… we can’t help thinking that, in these uncertain times, we all need a hug from Cheryl.”