‘Cheryl Cole is …just SO pwetty!’ – how you too can have the X-Factor

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"Walk behind your hubby and keep smiling, no matter how much your feet hurt"

"Walk behind your hubby and keep smiling gals!"

After serving up Angelina on a spite-platter for daring to spend time with her children and not being ‘nice’ enough to Brad, Grazia helpfully illustrates what women should aspire to: Cheryl Cole-ness.

Here’s their four-point guide to appropriate feminine behaviour.

A) Stand by your (philandering idiot) man
“Throw in her back story of dealing with allegations of footballer husband Ashley Cole’s infidelity – when all around her were urging her to walk out – and a new sweetheart for the nation has been born.”

B) Engage in pointless, fashion-based masochism

“Cheryl says, ‘I used to struggle in heels – sometimes, on video shoots, I’d be in tears it was so painful, but I’ve become more accustomed to them.’”

C) Be thin
“Cheryl [is] petite as a fairy (remember Pippa dolls anyone?)”

D) Cry
“Every time she brushes another tear from those killer lashes… we can’t help thinking that, in these uncertain times, we all need a hug from Cheryl.”


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